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Slurpy Derpy

Game Categories:	Idler

Game Platforms:	Unity, WebGL

Play Slurpy Derpy on www.kongregate.com

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Game Description
You wake up in a convenience store, hundreds of years in the future, to find humanity wiped out, your only companions stupid little creatures called Derps and a host of Gods trying to get your attention. Make cookies, research new abilities, conquer maps, discover new worlds and evolve to completely new species as you work towards the ultimate goal of creating the most powerful Derps ever! Replace the King and Queen with Derp offspring that have higher stats to breed ever-more powerful Derps, unlock game features and reach the ultimate evolutions! There are a zillion hotkeys for things in-game (like Z/X for promoting/sacrificing). Check out the tooltips on buttons to see what the other hotkeys are.

Game Description

You wake up in a convenience store, hundreds of years in the future, to find humanity wiped out, your only companions stupid little creatures called Derps and a host of Gods trying to get your attention.

Make cookies, research new abilities, conquer maps, discover new worlds and evolve to completely new species as you work towards the ultimate goal of creating the most powerful Derps ever!

Replace the King and Queen with Derp offspring that have higher stats to breed ever-more powerful Derps, unlock game features and reach the ultimate evolutions!

There are a zillion hotkeys for things in-game (like Z/X for promoting/sacrificing). Check out the tooltips on buttons to see what the other hotkeys are.

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